tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2035713417257519170.post7294508431721731258..comments2013-12-20T18:59:58.259-08:00Comments on A Crafty Mess: I’m Not Leaving Facebook in ChargeA Crafty Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02911094493436146246noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2035713417257519170.post-17602853817425564262013-01-02T11:33:36.266-08:002013-01-02T11:33:36.266-08:00Kristen, most of us aspire to be the kind of mothe...Kristen, most of us aspire to be the kind of mother you call crappy. Thanks for the comment, and thanks for reading! i'll be glad to generate an excessive amount of paper documentation for you, anytime. Send me a box of crap and i'll send you back two. <br /><br />Happy new year!A Crafty Messhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02911094493436146246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2035713417257519170.post-38255821673474706982012-12-09T08:54:41.008-08:002012-12-09T08:54:41.008-08:00Oh god. The guilt I feel! My seven year old came h...Oh god. The guilt I feel! My seven year old came home with homework that included her having to fill out a form about when she first sat up, got a new tooth, walked and I COULD NOT REMEMBER. Okay, I remembered the walking thing. I think I wrote that crap down somewhere, but WHERE IS THAT BOOK??? I mean I could look through my blog to try to find clues to when all that crap happened, and I did take a cursory jaunt through the night before this homework was due, but it was like looking for a baby shoe your kid kicked off in an airport. I didn't even know if I'd started at the right terminal, so eventually I just gave up and figured she could put question marks or make some crap up. Anyway, instead of saying what a lovely post this was I've gone on a rant about what a bad mother I am. I can't even write a nice comment today. Sheesh. Okay, well, maybe I could hire you to help document my children's lives?!? It's the next career calling for you, trust me. kristen from motherloadhttp://www.motherloadblog.comnoreply@blogger.com